That ’s evil 70s Dash , take a hit the as if by magic fortified cocaine he sells . With epic facial fuzz . What more do you need ? Whatever it is , this episode has it .
I ’m basically just Stefon from Saturday Night Live mighty now . “ This installment of Witches of East End had everything : missy kissing , effortless execution , potions as allegoric drugs , actual drugs , disco , pornstaches , a mandragora . ”
“ What ’s a genus Mandragora ? ”
“ It ’s like when a Na’vi from Avatar eats sex as nutrient and has tentacle pack with a poison that make unhinged . ”
Yep . It was that kind of night .
raider now . . .
Well , okay , Witches of East remnant , I forgive everything . Even the fact that this episode basically plays as a compilation of last season ’s great hits . Even the fact that Wendy and her hot EMT guy still have n’t had any resolution to their plot of ground . Because “ Boogie Knights ” was BANANAS . From the second we open in a 70s disco , I was IN . Technically , we start up with Joanna . But minutes later Freya , Dash , and Killian were re - enacting Saturday Night Fever , and who cares that a major character give way last calendar week ?
Freya ’s plot of ground this hebdomad is a retread ofIngrid ’s magical brownie time triplast season . fundamentally , now that neither Killian nor Dash is interested in her any longer , she ’s spent the past few day accessing her preceding lives . By super - charging the magic drug that Ingrid made last year . Magically increase the office of drug is , we will memorize , kind of Freya ’s matter .
She expend the whole episode basically addicted to relive her 70s lifespan , where she ’s a combination drug maker / drug exploiter with Dash and his pornstache being her dealer / boyfriend .
I want to make this a macro , but I ’m express joy too intemperate to come up with words .
And of course , of course , Freya ’s torn between Dash and Killian ’s previous lives . ( Side note : I think that populate over and over and dying immature was Freya and Ingrid ’s curse . But Dash and Killian seem to be living multiple life , too . And , unlike the girl , their name change . ) Apparently , Freya ’s relived this love triangle in every lifetime she ’s gone and visit , and every fourth dimension Dash fucks it up for her .
In the 70 , Freya ’s task was to as if by magic super - charge cocaine ( see ? I tell you it was her thing ) so Dash could sell it at a premium .
But Killian recite her she should n’t apply her gift like that , and she decide to leave . In case you wondered if Dash has always had a witching passion problem , the answer is yes , since he launches Freya across the room .
Also awful ? When seventy Freya visit her female parent and say , “ I find a man . And I love him . But it ’s real this time ! ” Joanna is rightfully dubitable about Freya ’s bullshit . You ’re the bad Freya . I ’m glad 70s Dash shot Killian before you two could take flight to California .
Freya rede this as a star sign that she should just back off from the son for a while , since it never ends well . This is a great choice . But she ’s all “ I ’m glad you and Eva are glad together ” exactly as we see Eva put something into a drink for Killian . Because there ’s no agency she and Killian make it to the last of this time of year .
Last time of year , Joanna had to get a past devotee to get help oneself her with Freya unknowingly falling prey to a villain . This time of year , Joanna had to get a past fan to come help her with Ingrid unknowingly falling quarry to a villain . And , this metre , the buff is n’t Victor but Alex , played by Michelle Hurd . Who is awing .
alas the character has a nasty case of the clanging foreshadows :
“ Mandragoras feed off of mate that are marry to them forever . ” CLANG
“ Mates are n’t innocent bystanders , they ’re collateral damage . ” CLANG
“ The Mandragora ’s tentacle interject a neurolysin that is not only very painful but also induces psychosis and eventually death . ” CLANG CLANG clash
There was no way someone was n’t getting a good back breaker of that once they told us about it . This is without the grapheme ’s power as a seer factor in in , by the way . Once you bestow those , Alex is a walking plot scheme .
This game also see the coming back of Wendy ’s amazing quips :
On why Alex does n’t like Ingrid : “ Oh , did you sleep with her hubby ? Because in my experience , skirt do n’t like that . ”
On the Mandragora ’s eating : “ Wait , it feed by having sexuality ? Oh man , I wish I could do that . ”
My new favorite might span continues going inviolable this week . In keeping with tonight ’s base of “ recycling season 1 , ” Dash has Ingrid ’s “ upraise someone and is pay up the cost ” plot from last season . He resurrects a child patient role of his , who died of Crab , and ends up taking the disease into himself . This is a marked melioration over Ingrid save Wendy , who had superfluous lives , and dooming the random guy cable she ’d make love for literally seconds .
reprocess this patch is really perfect , because Ingrid knows how awry using magic to uprise someone can go , and literally says “ Oh shit ” when she witness out . She tells Dash to put the disease back into the child , but he runs into a thankful mother and ca n’t . Luckily , a convenient robber and cop slayer is wheeled in and Dash cancers that dude to death .
Meanwhile , Dash ca n’t find any aesculapian ground for Ingrid ’s missing clip , so she enquire him to watch her sleep . Keeping Ingrid from the Mandragora does not go well for him .
There is nothing about this I do n’t love . And that ’s not even the worst thing that happens to him :
That clanging foreshadowing of what fall out when a Mandragora tentacles a soul ? Dash is the victim . Being tentacled in the auricle and going ( even more ) insane is going to sop up for him .
Congratulations , Witches of East End . You ’ve reached levels WTF enjoyment even I did not mean you had in you . You are the as if by magic tops - charged cocain to my Freya .
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