An Early Contender for Worst Movie of the Year

We have no approximation what ’s going to be the better movie of the year , but we have a pretty good notion what ’ll be the speculative . Evil Bong 3 - D : The Wrath of Bong is looking like this year ’s Troll 2 . mollycoddler …

Despite coming from lineal - to - videodisc auteursFull Moon , Evil Bong 3 - D is getting a theatrical release on — hold off for it — April 20 , or International Pot Day . Michael Bay may have run to 3 - ergocalciferol for transformer 3 , but the Evil Bong serial is going one better — this film is being shoot in “ smell - o - visual modality ” as well .

What ’s the plot of land of the motion picture ? We ’re glad you ask :

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An evil exotic bong crashes on earth . Its purport ; humanity supremacy . Our lapidator heroes are enchant to the alien bong home humanity and held wrapped by nude alien beauties . Their only Leslie Townes Hope to get out and salvage major planet earth ; EBee , the original Evil Bong . The original whop out cast of stoners from EVIL BONG 1 + 2 restitution .

We ’ve take a few Sir Frederick Handley Page of the handwriting , and … wow . In one aspect , a character catch a noxious green fuzz on his tongue after he allude it with work force that have been in contact with malign alien contaminated sens . There ’s also a scene where a lineament named Rabbit is held prisoner by evil exotic chick who are steal his , umm … precious bodily fluids . And the script actually has directions for which “ scratch ‘ n ’ sniff ” scent should be used at this second — “ Clams & Oysters Scent . ” As Rabbit , the unfortunate dupe , say , “ Pretty presently , I ’ll be nothing but a dried - up banana straw . ” Something which we distrust will also be straight for anyone who actually goes to see this film in the theaters .

malefic Bong 3 - D : The Wrath of Bong comes out on 4/20 .

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