booby ! Dragons ! dragon and dope ! Men in thongs ! Women in thongs ! brand ! Snakes ! Barbarians ! Cakes ! Perms ! Rassling ! thigh ! Butts ! It ’s Boris Vallejo sentence ! You ’ve been warned !
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Knight on Wheels ( 1980 )
Meet the Knight on Wheels . His superpower is anachronism .
“ The Amazon ’s Pet ” ( 1972 )
The original draft of How To civilize Your Dragon was ghostwritten by Russ Meyer .
“ Elephant ” ( 1975 )
Even when Boris goes for a royal nature shot , he ’s generous enough to toss in some sideboob .
“ Davy ” – 1974
“ Dear Mom and Dad ,
Band camp all fucking ruled this year . ”
A Guide To Barsoom ( 1976 )
Boris draws the best prom portrayal .
omega for Zachariah ( 1976 )
“ I ’m not share , Kim . It ’s the end of the world , and you spend all of grandma ’s birthday check on that nice blouse . ”
The Secrets of Synchronocity ( 1977 )
This picture is so damn Freudian I do n’t even know where to start .
second ( 1979 )
Boris Vallejo ’s illustrated Old Testament betray very badly in Christian bookstores .
Black Axe ( 1981 )
Black Axe , unlike Black Vulcan , had a very short least sandpiper with the Super Friends .
Football Hero ( 1982 )
Why is Boris Vallejo awesome ? He can make even flag football macho .
Female Wrestlers ( 1984 )
I initially read that cake as “ glad eighth natal day . ” dependable . natal day . Ever .
Angel ( 1984 )
I ’m a heterosexual male , but the first thing I note about this picture was , “ Holy shit , that guy works out his latissimus dorsi . ”
Dragon Prince ( 1981 )
A peep at the erotica section of the Visitors ’ spaceship .
run Partners ( 1986 )
The subsequence to Turner & Hooch did n’t make a lick of sense whatsoever .
Unicorn of Central Park ( 1986 )
It does n’t weigh how nu - rave you dress , Namor . That unicorn ’s still going to take your pocketbook .
Chesking ( 1986 )
During Christmas at the Vallejo home , Sting rides up on his unicorn steeds and sediment Christina Hendricks in your pelting gutters .
Street Closed ( 1986 )
Remember that clock time Terrence Trent D’Arby closed down the Moon to have sex with outlander ? No , neither do I.
Power ( 1988 )
A foursome with this bunch would smell like Jovan Musk and canola oil .
Hologram ( 1988 )
I miss the 1980s . All the TV came with Barbeau - Vision .
Alien Visitor ( 1990 )
You know a xenomorph is not fucking around when he ’s wearing high heels .
Dracula ( 1992 )
“ Not now , girl . I ’m having my ‘ Vlad ’ time . ”
And of course of study , no Boris Vallejo retrospective would be complete without his hulked - out rendering of Jesus Christ .
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