“ Alright men . hear here and listen good . This landfill is one mean sumovabitch . And son does it stink . malodour bad . So we ’re roll out the cloggy heavy weapon : One - hundred stink - killin ’ , air - freshenin ’ cannon . I love the smell of deodourant in the morning . ”
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Look at your stick of deodorant , now back to this deodourant carom , now back to your pin , now back to the shank . Look down , back up , where are you ? A landfill in Beijing ( on a horse ) blasting stink to smithereens .
Either elbow room , 100 of these motortruck - mounted , fresh - perfumed cannon will soon be aimed at a Beijing landfill . The trash dump has been blanket the area in an unpleasant stench , much to the humiliation of its neighbor , and city officials are respond by calling in the cavalry .
The cannon blast several gallon of seraphic - smelling mist every instant at a distance of up to 164 feet . Chinese official are yet to announce whether they will opt for “ original scent ” or “ alpine rush ” ammo . [ Popsci ]
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