Hey Linux kernel ! You ’re 15 ! You know what that mean — look back on fond fourth dimension , recompile , and amass all of your copyright - reform - jazz , terminal - typecast admirer and have a rager !
After 15 severe biff to the fin , we ’ll tell the of import minute in your animation and the accomplishment you ’ve care to rack up before even being allowed to de jure buy cigarettes and erotica in most State :
• 1987 : MINIX , the more dangerous and hard-core older chum you ’ve always idolized , was born .
• 1991 : Linus Torvalds is wee he ca n’t access his university ’s UNIX servers to his liking , so he wrote the code that would become your desoxyribonucleic acid . Which I think is better than your parents just cause blind intoxicated and conceiving you in their Vegas drive - through honeymoon suite .
• March 13 1994 : Judging bythis pretty hardcore wait logarithm file , your version 1.0 was sack on this Clarence Day 15 years ago .
• 1996 : You ’re two year old , and you already have a logotype . Tux the penguinis create .
• 1998 : Richard Stallman , kind of like your step papa , shave his face fungus . It grows back to the same fullness the next day .
• November 2000 : Thefirst Linux - power cellphoneis announced , the IMT-2000 in Korea . It was developed by SK Telecom , Seoul National University and “ PalmPalm Technology . ”
• 2003 : IBM releases those creepy-crawly ad compare Linux to an ( autistic ? ) sponge - like kid soaking up all the populace ’s knowledge .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL0G9wK8j4
• 2004 : Ubuntu ’s first handout . You ’re go mainstream kind of !
• ? ? ? : Linux will finally power the toaster in my place .
It ’s been a great life , and here ’s to many nerdier years to come .
Ok I just drop a line a birthday card to an operating system of rules . I recall I need to go shotgun a Coors Lite to balance out the 1,020 flake points I just accumulated . Shotgunning it just because , not in honor of any birthday or anything .
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