I just discovered — because I had n’t fix foot in my gym , ever , until earlier this week — thatthe elliptical trainershave BUILT IN FANS . buff ! justly there ! In the machine . Fans to blow coolheaded air somewhere in the direction of your sweaty expression / neck / chest domain , while you run in an prolate motion , Around The Fur blasting on your headphones . Somehow , this make all the difference . Somehow , this is going to change my aliveness . I ’m going to be someone who hold up to the gymnasium . A real , responsible human . My mommy will be so proud .
Has anything ever had this kind of force on you ?
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